Lasik surgery can save your marriage

So it's the day after Christmas, and I'm in my sweatpants, sitting on the couch while my laundry turns in the dryer, and I'm watching Monday morning syndicated television (Becker, if you must know). A commercial for a local Lasik surgery center comes on, and a woman gives a testimonial, saying that since she's had Lasik surgery, her husband looks at her differently and treats her better.

Huh?

My advice for this woman: tell your hubby that your eyes are getting worse, just to see if he has an affair or just starts to treat you "differently" (whatever that means). And if he does, divorce him.

You always hear about these Lasik surgery-related marital problems, but you never think it's going to happen to you.

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